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PostSubject: Constipation   Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:28 pm

A woman hears her husband cussing up a storm from behind the bathroom
door.

She knocks and says, "Honey, what is it?"

Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, "The doctor prescribed
suppositories for this stomach problem I've been having, and no matter
what I do, I just can't get the little sucker up my ass. Even the doctor
had
to shove the first one in to show me how it was done, and I tell you, it
took forever for him to get it up there and it HURT!!!"

"Poor baby," says the wife.

"You were probably nervous and tense and he probably wasn't very gentle
with you. Here, let me give you the suppository. I don't mind."

Still grumbling, the husband bends over.

His wife puts her left hand on his left shoulder to brace him, and, with
her right hand, quickly and easily slips the pill up her husband's rear
end.

The husband suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream.

"My God!" says the wife. "What happened? Did I hurt you?"

"No!" cries the man. "But I just realised that when the doctor did it,
he had both hands on my shoulders!"
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